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Fun Fact: every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple-bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law." H.G. Wells
"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits, something I accomplished in one afternoon on a golf course." Hank Aaron
"Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five." Paul Harvey
After receiving tennis lessons the previous day, a resort guest decided to take a golf lesson the following morning. Upon meeting the instructor, he asked...
"What's the difference between golf and tennis?"
Without hesitation, the instructor replied...
"Tennis is like murder, you just want to kill the other player."
"Golf is like suicide, you just want to kill yourself."