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Fun Fact: every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple-bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law." H.G. Wells
"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits, something I accomplished in one afternoon on a golf course."
"Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five." Paul Harvey
After receiving tennis lessons the previous day, a resort guest decided to take a golf lesson the following morning. Upon meeting the instructor, he asked...
"What's the difference between golf and tennis?"
Without hesitation, the instructor replied...
"Tennis is like murder -- you just want to kill the other player."
"Golf is like suicide -- you just want to kill yourself."